Everybody loves animals, right? Well, everybody is wrong. Some animals really are the worst. Those non-human demons are accurately represented in this adult coloring book. Find out what nature's beasts are thinking on the subjects of humans, survival, retaliation and general weirdness all in a relaxing and fun adult coloring book form! Some of these pages are motivational in a bizarre and sadistic way. Some of the pages are just mean, because animals are tired of being lorded over by humans for too long. Rest assured, however, that every page is filled with hilarious vulgarities. Ever wonder why ostriches bury their heads in the sand? Want to know if that manatee likes you as more than just a friend? What exactly IS that pug's stance on licking his own butthole? You'll find answers to these queries AND MORE in this entertainingly awful coloring book. Each page in the book is a high quality paper, printed-one sided to allow for a premium coloring experience. This book also allows the reader/colorist to remove the art for easy framing! Each image and accompanying caption is printed on an 8.5"x11" page, framed within an 8"x10" box, easy for trimming (it's not perforated. If you can't figure out scissors, find someone with opposable thumbs that can help. Just not an otter. They're monsters) The trimmed picture can then fit into one of the ninety seven million 8"x10" frames available on Amazon. No one wants to frame a torn out 8.5"x11" page in some crappy frame that is intended for your stupid high school diploma. The author of this book has solved the coloring book crisis that has plagued the world for far too long. You're welcome. So what are you waiting for? Show those filthy beasts who is boss and use your superior intellect to order this adult coloring book right f*cking now!